Monday, July 9, 2007

Patches are like band-aids

There's a patch for everything these days, including Alzheimers.

Birth control. To stop smoking. Pain Relief. Dieting. ADHD. (to which I say come on now, are we medicating our kids enough yet?). Now dementia. Whatever your problem is, I'm sure there's a patch to cure it out there.

My boyfriend is lobbying for an anti-PMS patch: to cure whining, mood swings, crying, nagging, and chocolate cravings.

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