Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Those deadly spray tans

If we learn anything from this, it's that you're always safer with a little SPF.
A defense attorney has suggested that a spray tan might be to blame for the death of a 33-year-old South Florida woman whose husband is now facing a second-degree murder charge.

Prosecutors believe 36-year-old Aventura developer Adam Kaufman strangled his wife, Eleonora Kaufman, in November 2007. But during a bond hearing Tuesday, defense attorney Bill Matthewman floated a different theory.

Matthewman said arsenic or some other accidental poison in a spray tan might be to blame for Eleonora Kaufman's death. Matthewman asked Miami-Dade chief medical examiner Dr. Bruce A. Hyma if officials investigated adverse reactions to spray tans.

Could be true, huh? Though I'm tempted to say "NICE TRY. Makes you look like a sleezy attorney and your client look even more guilty for suggesting it."

But you never know.

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