Grands/Pillsbury has a new bigger cinnamon roll which I enjoyed this weekend from the home-made oven.
Someone remarked as to their large size. Which then, of course, necessitated a rap.
Please recite to the tune of "I like big butts":
No applause necessary. I just get a kick out of myself.
I like big rolls and I cannot lie
You other mothers just bake pie
But when the doughboy walks in
With his little white legs
and that round tummy in your face
he gets POKED!