My friend, also known as Kitty Kat, is the most hilarious person I've met. And tonight, the best yet anecdote.
Her toilet overflowed this morning and due to her request of her landlord, someone was to be sent while she was at work to fix it.
Returning home, she discovered dirt tracked into her apartment and...the kicker, the toilet still not running properly.
Upon further inspection, she noticed there was some red sticky material on her floor. Only to be attributed to JAM. The plumber got some jelly on the floor.
He probably sat down to have his PB&J, took a dump and re-plugged the toilet, and left people jelly on the floor. Gross.
People jelly. Hahahahah. It could happen.