Eek!

Naked man in Green Bay area! Close the blinds and lock your doors!

A naked male wearing only a ski mask was on the loose overnight, exposing himself outside an Allouez home and running through yards on Green Bay's east side, police reported.

A 29-year-old woman was sitting in her living room working on her laptop when she noticed a naked man outside her window. She went to see whether her door was locked and the man took off running. The man was described as white and thin.

This is wrong, but I'm laughing. I love that the Press Gazette has named him "the Serial Flasher".

Police are investigating whether the case is related to a similar incident reported late Wednesday night in Allouez.

In that case, three 12-year-old girls in a home on Custer Court reported seeing a man wearing only a black ski mask walk up and expose himself outside a glass patio door about 11 p.m.

The man was described as being white and about 5-foot-5, but no weight or age description was available.

How come we can guess weight and age when a suspect is fully clothed, but fail to find words for those in the nude?