Just because the Wisconsin State Journal doesn't have any original news to report, doesn't mean the "wit" needs to get too cutesy.
"Six-year-old is latest addition to Madison Police Department". Haha. It's a horse. For DUMB.
The editor over there must think the intrigue of reading a story with this title is hilarious...
and yes, I'm cranky today which is to be reflected in many of my posts.