Mo Rocca & Cindy McCain

I laughable tale.

I had broken through to Cindy, yes, but she was in total control of this conversation. Perhaps this was the only kind of conversation we could have -- and it was better than nothing. But I had something to add, something I suspected she didn't know.

"Well, Caesar's still serves a great salad. But it's also partly a strip joint," I blurted.

Cindy reared back, a hand to her chest. "Oh my goodness, I won't tell my mother-in-law that."

Whole account, here. A guaranteed chuckle.