Monday, March 31, 2008

This woman is an idiot

"Woman crashes her car, saves her morning coffee
"A 22-year old woman from Oakland, California may have landed in the waters of the Oakland Estuary after losing control of her car on Thursday, but she never lost her grip on her morning coffee, APP writes. She was apparently reaching for her cell phone around 6 a.m. when the car sped out of control and became lodged under a home on stilts on the water."
And the blogger eagerly cooed "She got out of the car uninjured and holding her coffee cup. This woman should be the next Bond girl!"
No, she should be the next postergirl for Allstate or State Farm- as in, this is dangerous behavior: we will not insure you!

Awesome lesson: One hand on the coffee, the other on your cell phone. Where was the steering wheel?

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