A Non-News story on the AG

I can NOT believe this stuff makes the paper.

AG Van Hollen is going to National Convention for the GOP.
He is a Republican.
DUH.
AG Van Hollen's staff talked about the possibility of security.
He's an elected official, the highest ranking state-wide elected Republican.
DUH.
Switch to completely unrelated: Joell Schigur got demoted. Cry cry cry baby.
Blame the AG.
Actually, she deserved it.
DUH.

Thanks for enlightening us about a debate that impacts literally no one reading this story, reporter. Did someone assign you this topic, or did you come up with the brilliance on your own?

Meanwhile, could you please monitor the idiocy that is oozing out of the comment section?

Thank you.