EEK!

An object of many television jokes, the naked guy appears not across the street, butt in the basement (haha).

A man who was found naked lying on a couch in the basement of the home of one of Madison's elite power couples has been ordered to appear in court to face charges of criminal trespass to property and criminal damage to property.

The complaint says Nicholas C. Fish, the son of Goodwin and Fish, arrived home on Aug. 27 at about 3:32 p.m. and found Martin, whom he did not know, on a couch in the basement of his parents' residence.

Nicholas, the complaint says, asked the obvious: "What are you doing here?"

And Martin replied, the complaint said, by echoing, "What are you doing here?"

When police arrived they found Martin still naked lying on the couch in the basement and placed him under arrest.

"I plead the Fifth," he said to the officers who arrested him.

Alan Fish arrived at home not long after that and "was shocked and disturbed by the disarray," found in the house, the complaint says.

While scary, I have to admit I got a chuckle out of this story.