Spears fears kidnapping

I told myself I wouldn't post about her until she shapes up and saddles up on her no-talent horse. I really wish she wasn't so trashy and would get back to her slutty get-up, I can't sing and-have-to-mouth-the-words routine. Those were the days....

But, in all seriousness, if Kevin Federline wants to take off with these kids, I say let him have 'em! Do we really waste an Amber Alert?



Yikes. In the name of responsible parenting, they could consider making an exception in Brit's case.